Buddha say's: He who walk through airport door sideways going to
Bangkok.
Buddha say's: He who stand on toilet high on pot.
Buddha say's: He who live in glass house, do not nail Crucifix on Wall!
Buddha say's: Man who fart in Church, sit in own pew
Buddha say's: He who throw dirt is losing ground
Buddha say's: The end of the day is near when small men make long
shadows
Buddha say's: Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of
fly
Buddha say's; What Bush don't know fill up entire universe
Buddha say's: Do not piss off Cook, they may piss in
Buddha say's: Better to be pissed off, than pissed on
Buddha say's: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with
solution
in hand
Buddha say's: It not sanitary when woman cook carrots and peas
(pees) in
same pot.
Buddha say's: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long
Buddha say's: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week
Buddha say's: Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip
Buddha say's: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Buddha say's: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind
in his orders
Buddha say's: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets,
not
feeling crazy feeling nuts.
Buddha say's Bush got Dick for brains
Buddha say's: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Buddha say's: Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose (*groan*)
Buddha say's: Man with big mouth beware of foot
Buddha say's: Man who fly upside down have crack up
Buddha say's: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Buddha say's: Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not
necessarily
mechanic
Buddha say's: House without bathroom is uncanny.
Buddha say's: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
upright
organ.
Buddha say's: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons.
Buddha say's: Man who sits on stool smells like sh*t.
Buddha say's: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
Buddha say's: He who finishes in others' holes often catches crabs
Buddha say's: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw
glasses
Buddha say's, never forget what you don't know
Buddha say's, Bird in hand should be stuck up Bush's ass