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How do you keep Lawyers from drinking out of the Toilet

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A 2 drink maximum
Flush Don't stir
Stop using it
Child proof the seat
Water it down
Add way too much ice
Never pour drugs or alcohol in the bowl
Fasting for leny may slow then doen

Buddha say's: He who walk through airport door sideways going to
Bangkok.
Buddha say's: He who stand on toilet high on pot.
Buddha say's: He who live in glass house, do not nail Crucifix on Wall!
Buddha say's: Man who fart in Church, sit in own pew
Buddha say's: He who throw dirt is losing ground
Buddha say's: The end of the day is near when small men make long
shadows
Buddha say's: Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of
fly
Buddha say's; What Bush don't know fill up entire universe
Buddha say's: Do not piss off Cook, they may piss in
Buddha say's: Better to be pissed off, than pissed on
Buddha say's: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with
solution
in hand
Buddha say's: It not sanitary when woman cook carrots and peas
(pees) in
same pot.
Buddha say's: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long
Buddha say's: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week
Buddha say's: Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip
Buddha say's: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Buddha say's: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind
in his orders
Buddha say's: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets,
not
feeling crazy feeling nuts.
Buddha say's Bush got Dick for brains
Buddha say's: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Buddha say's: Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose (*groan*)
Buddha say's: Man with big mouth beware of foot
Buddha say's: Man who fly upside down have crack up
Buddha say's: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Buddha say's: Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not
necessarily
mechanic
Buddha say's: House without bathroom is uncanny.
Buddha say's: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
upright
organ.
Buddha say's: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons.
Buddha say's: Man who sits on stool smells like sh*t.
Buddha say's: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
Buddha say's: He who finishes in others' holes often catches crabs
Buddha say's: People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw
glasses
Buddha say's, never forget what you don't know
Buddha say's, Bird in hand should be stuck up Bush's ass

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What ever happened to the other George?

"Every Dog has his day,,,huh? Whoever said you were a Leader?

Well Say hello to Our leetle Friend, Have a nice trip,,,Why don't you try to get first class tickets to the resurrection?"

Amen

Bush Senior:


"Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother.


I didn't pull out in time;

And Son; you are a complete failure at everything"...

Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya!!!

JOIN THE ARMY OR NATIONAL GUARD AND DIE FOR OIL

DIE
for the oil Companies and Allahberton, join in any state Die in AfghanIraqistan for Heroin and Oil profits, be a hero For big corporate war and greed Mongers. Be welcomed Home in a black baggie made from oil.

Give an arm and a leg for corporate Executives ruining the country and making Billions doing it.

Lose your mind tour after tour; Leave loved ones behind, while they lose their mind with the loss of you. Keep the price of Gas high, while you are payed peanuts to die for FREE-DUMB. Give your life for a KING of corporate failures and/but Riches. Welcome home in time to watch the world and America end.
Have you noticed BUSH looks like he's got AIDS?
I'd rather see him hang for war crimes on pay per view, but what are we gonna do sending

Congratualtions You're DEAD

our best to die with the rest.
OH my God the Christian Right was WRONG, THEY voted for SATAN, at least we got screwed by a Man, With a Dick.
Maybe Saddam could do better running the USA he was better at running Iraq than Cheney's Bush Baby.

We got rid of 1 TRUNK MONKEY,
Donald The Duck Rumsfeld, Now we need to throw The Rice out.
Put our Dick in a Turkish prison and Elect W King of BabbleON.

IMPEACH them all Democrats or you'll be next, remember Marie Antoinette, we ate our cake and had her head too. The Mark of the BEAST is an EXXON/MOBIL sign, the only true way to find out if they are good, is to throw them in the middle of the ocean with and anchor around their necks. If they float they are Evil and must be burned, if they sink they were Good men. You could pay off the Deficit with that show on Pay per View.

Terminate the brain dead Terminator of America