It's all about Love, and Harmony, not monopoly, See with your Soul Open

TODAY; not ever Tomorrow; Let me just start out telling you one billionth what I know; Love is a 2 sided coin, 1 color red the other blue, 1 side is hate the other is you so you better flip that coin if you know what you're doing. "If you prick us do we not bleed?" The simplified Shakespeare; a master of loving, living and death, and laughing. "Tickle us do we not laugh?" Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps into its petty pace from day to day and all our yesterdays have but lighted fools their way to a dusty death. Life is but a walking shadow who struts and frets his hour, a poor player upon the stage and is heard from no more It is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing...... "If you poison us do we not die?" The writing is on the wall my misbegotten friend Humpty Dumpty is gonad fall and all that King's horses and all the Kings men will hurt you over and over again "Wrong us shall we not revenge?"

A Poet Warrior, En Guarde!!!

A Poet Warrior, En Guarde!!!
The voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses!

Felt Tipped; You know, i know, Only can i touch.... through Your eyes -Wide, blue.....Very blue opaque with wild feeling; As deep as ink,,, permanent,,,,,,,,yet told, Felt tip. Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond any experience, your eyes have their silence; in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me or which i cannot touch because they are too near. http://ImpeachForPeace.org/ImpeachNow.html Polecatz4peace@cs.com © DITTOGRAFX L.L.C.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

The New World Odor;

What do you need to Party Republican?

Gotta Have Big Black Boots
For Democratic Fun Raisers;



What You Need To Believe To Be A Republican:

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals, Arabs, and Hillary Clinton.

A Role Model



Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney and Rumsfeld did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush couldn't find Bin Laden.


Rumsfeld selling Chemical weapons, WMD, A Mcdonalds Franchise,

And a Mar's bar factory, with a handshake...

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A big BBQ




A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle and antagonize our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's and Dick Cheney's driving records are none of our business.


Tender Loving Care for the little "Kinder-garten"


Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Supporting "Executive Privilege" is imperative for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born ( in perpetuity.)

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
There's nothing wrong with supporting drunken
hunters who shoot their friends and blaming the friends for looking too much like quail.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans in '06 and '08.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

"Constituents"
"Party" Members




Party Hats and costumes

I'll put a Whoopass HEX on You Fool!












"Excuse me Pardner, how would ya git to the End of the world from here?"








1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq.
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.
10. Amos cried out in Iraq!
11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.
12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!
13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.
14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.
15. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.
16. The wise men were from Iraq
17. Peter preached in Iraq.
18. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!
And you have probably seen this one Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with deep roots.
Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.
No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq.
And also, this is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...
The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible)

Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.












Just like a spoiled Kid to leave his toy's all over the world!


"Dubyah, get out here and clean our world, Right now and tell Carl Rove to go home; He can't live off US forever!"

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Indians making WMD in our backyard



American Indians, known for their terrorist instincts have discovered Oil on their Reservation; Thank God we found them in Possesion of a weapon of mass destruction.
"They murdered Custer, because he came to kill them"!

The American Indian will be "Americanized" said Donald "the Duck" Rumsfeld, Secretary of War. " We will take back every useless patch of Desert we ever gave them on loan, every Rock and Scorpion and snake and Casino they possess."


Forever Faithful

I have no flesh
nor blood,
no fingertips
but offer you this sincere promise now.
Had I the hands,
I'd smooth your troubled brow.
Had I the mouth,
I'd comfort your trembling lips.

When next you talk with Me; that dreaming place,
there is no need for you to walk alone.
The dream is yours,
so dream of flesh and bone.
Dream me a friendly body.
Dream me a remembered face;
And Dream yourself and I, Home,
To me, Waiting;

I didn't hear the bomb explode,
never felt a thing,
just thought you'd want to know.
I'll never be home again,
Tell,,,, Mom,,,
and Dad,
I'm a stain
in Baghdad. Just a Comma
In Time Semper Fi
Your only One.


AH; HA
(cr) 9/26/06 global






Our ViceDick, whom fart in the Cayman Islands, Haleberton be thy fame; They Kingdom Run, They White House Staff Evil be done in Iraquistan as it is in Washington.
Give us this day our daily Malfeasance; Misconduct or wrongdoing, (especially by a public official.)
; And lead us not into Quilt;
1. The fact of being responsible for a crime or wrongdoing.
2. Regretful awareness of having done something wrong; remorse.
For tax payers money and suffering despair, they comfort me. For I have all things I desire:
We the Elite People in order to form a much, much less than perfect, perfect, in New mis-order, do hereby make ourselves gods: according to the Pig god, un-holy be his name Bauboowie. And the Wealthiest; For our's is the power of illusionary fear and discord; To deceive in the name of righteousness and Free-Dumb for all.
I pledge Allegheny to the non taxable, no bid Profits, hidden in off shore. I will fear no morality, for;
We have begotten the diabolic Evil, And hold it over on anyone that could stop us. (Not to mention the Judges),
Surely, this cash under the table and all things malevolent shall dwell with US in The House of Representatives, till the world is un-livable All the last days of your life.
You shalt suffer whilst I drink B&B and possess the taste of Opium and it's rapture Prophets, sayeth our Trunk Monkey's in AfghanIraq.
Bless Be these Poor who are about to ebb or perish, for our needs of greed. For they are BRAVE and GOOD but just a comma in our Un-Holy accounting book.
So Have a nice Day, Eat Cake and Die, for your Kingdom is in the sky; And our's is in a secret
numbered account, out there...

Become of US; 1 Million, a Novice.

50 Million you are a Priest.

100 Million a Bishop.

500 Million an Arch Bishop.

A Billion a Cardinal

Many Billions; a Hummingbird to Vulture or any Damned thing you want...

Peace of Mind, Priceless, Impossible.

Purity, Impossible, Priceless.

"Surrounded", "Comma"

,




Monday, September 25, 2006














"W"arbustos Greatest Idea's, Fantasies and inventions;

The Wizard of Oil.

Wake up and smell the Dinosaur juice, it takes little more than a Lizard brain to figure out why the price of oil goes down before an Elaction.




"W" Self Serving GAS Companies













The disappearing Osama Bin Lauden Trick; look nothing up my sleeve,



La Poof, He's gone, it's magic!









Smart bombs;

Finally Employment for the Minimum wage earner.














Safe food for all good Americans.




Affordable housing for ALL; Especially Blacks in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast.


"Dubyah's" adorable Hitler imitation;


Priceless






The End of NYC and/or Washington D. C.

and the World... A New World Odor; Scorched US.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Marcel Marceau




NewstrekPUI
Politically Universal Idiocy
News. Analysis. Insight.From the Desk of Alliso Housto Editorpolecatz4peace L.L.O. Interplanetary NewsfrontPC4P (Copyright © 2006)






The Greatest Show's on This Planet


Marcel Marceau finally captured in Frech Iraqistan
Marcel Marceau became a terrorist at 77 years old and still refuses to talk; but he has mimed his hatred for George Bush. After moving to Iraqistan to join Saddam, He mimed Weapons of Mass Denial and Distraction. He will be shipped to Quantanamo bay prison on 9/25/ 2006, And he will speaks for The Oil War's and praises The Dubyah. His quiet funeral will be held on 11/24/2006, after his final show and an attempted Mime style escape!
Press Release 9/22/2006
Donald "The Duck" Rumsfeld said "World Renowned Mime Artist Marcel Marceau to Perform at Haleburton World; Quantanamo Bay Cuba after his all day and 2 night show at Dubya's Ranch! September 23, 24th 2006 Tickets for the Ranch Torture tour are by invitation only". The Clintons wont be there. Hillary could've killed Marcel 8 years ago, but no, The Clinton Administration was more concerned with the solving of problems (like the Deficit Me and "Dick" wanted) and getting their you know what's you know what'd. That's why 911 and 411 got started. You know I could be selling WMD to many other countries; Those were the good ol' day's,,,,Oh Well...
Individual show tickets are available to see mime "Fartist"; (Dubyah told me that one),,,tee he he,,, Marcel MarSO at The University of Texas at Quantanamo Bay, ON a Giant 168 by 53 foot (that's the dimensions of the universe "Dick" say's") Sony Cinematron HD TV all the doo daa day at the Fine and Performing Torture Arts Center in a cow field, (undisclosed Pasture) Information; and cavity search at Cowlick Central ticket and Marine Corps Recruitment office, Somewhere in Cuba. Call I 888-Die-Bold, For when you'll be there; Bring a Friend, between the ages of 17 and 45, tough women welcome. Childrens will not be allowed for the Carl Rove BushBitchBack show, but young attractive Males can apply for a discount ticket with submission and application of the guideform "How to succeed in the Republican World" of many wacky pleasures and notions, Ya'll come; cause we're comin' to get ya!!!

"We'll Get ya"!

Our Fuhrer "W", has Dictated;. Marceau, 84 years young, will be forcibly taken to the stage at 5:30 am Saturday, September. 23 untill 9pm the 24th. Then he will be flown to "Dick" Center at the fabulous Haleberton World Grand Casino in Cuba where he will be forced to perform through November. 23 in the CowlickCHENEY Center's Terrorists Auditorium and Lounge. Also performing with him will be Pierre-Yves Massip and Candiolezbo RiceARoni and Carl "Bozo" Rove ; as Himself and The Bush's Bitchin' Band Doing;
CARL ROVE"S BACK Live and his # 1 hit CD/DVD/RAM "Bush's Bitch'SBack"


"BUSH"S BITCH"

Mr Marceau had this to say to this reporter;


"What the Freakin hell am I doing here, this Dyslexic (explitive deleted) Idiot Bush! He's crazier than Owl POOP; I wish He would just go La Poof up his ass!!!!!"

Tickets, which are $55, $85 and $450.00, can also be purchased at the Haleburton Ministry of Love and Entertainment Center box office, and All Excon/Mobil Gas stations. Box office hours are 10 am - 5 pm Monday through Friday and 4:30 - 5:30 am the day and night of the performance. Have a great time, We'll see you there or the gas prices will go up!
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Marcel Mangel was born in Strasbourg, France. At 15, his Jewish family was forced to flee their home when France entered the Second World War. He later joined Charles de Gaulle's Free French Forces and, because of his excellent English, worked as a liaison officer with General Patton's army. He was married three times and has four children. He is unrelated to Bond girl Sophie Marceau; both simply have selected the same stage name.
We hope the Damn Frogs eat him, cause with the price of Gas we can't afford to fly him back to Paris,,,unless, do the French have Oil?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006





Polekatz for Peace
A for profit Limited Liability Organazation, starting the War for Peace

Mr or MS (American)

I became very interested in contacting you after a mutual friend spoke of your interest in a cause
common to us both.

Peace, which I am led to believe that you hold as dear as I, must be endeavored to our utmost. It is
toward this goal, I have created Polecats for Peace Farms LLC. As we say here at the farm, everyone
should always be ready to "Raise a Stink" for peace.

I am sick to my stomach of those who only call for peace. They don't truly want peace! There is too
much profit in calling for peace.

I am here to tip that scale from its unfortunate tilt to one more suitable to people like us Mr. or MS
(insert name). I am combining the call for war and the call for peace in the same breath. By being
strong
in our stand for peace through war and girding our fists of steel with the velvet glove of love, our
organization will derive such profits from peace that despotic rulers will surrender and let slip their last
dogs of war in hopes of starting a bidding war among publishers in order to gain the best advance for
their book deal.

So to you Mr. or MS (American) I sound my first trumpet to rally the troops in our upcoming "War
for Peace." Like Uncle Sam of old, I want you!

Your number has been picked out of many who, in order to receive their college funding, agreed to
provide their services should their country ever need them. Your country now has that need and I have
selected you to join my staff. Your place on my committee as my sole Five-Star Advocate in the "War
for Peace" is open, but only for a short time. Your position awaits you for the slight fee of $500. You
will then in turn recruit two Four-Star Advocates at an inductee fee of $500. They in turn will each
recruit
two officers of decreasing rank and decreasing fees, below the rank of Captain Advocate.

I can see you, now Mr. or MS (insert name) leading sixteen One-Star Advocate's who will each
command
one million "Buck Privates" after they give us a dollar, so aptly named for their $1 induction fee. Just
imagine sixteen million men
and women at your command, from which you will draw and pass the ever upward 25% from our
"Warchest for Peace."

You have seen these offers in the past but have never been in the right place at the right time. The
chance may never come again to begin at the top. The sooner we begin our campaign, the sooner we
start our victory dance on the grave of war and Crooked Polititians.
As the inscrutable Abraham Lincoln said upon visiting a grave that read; Here lies a Good Man and a
Lawyer, Judge and Governor; And Lincoln Exclaimed; "My God they're burying four to a grave here"!


Never has there been anyone to make such a bold suggestion as the one I have sent to you here today.
That is why we can only succeed. As Virgil Roman epic poet (70 BC - 19 BC) said, "Fortune favors
the bold."
And Albert Einstein (1879-1955) German-American theoretical physicist
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"I cannot tell you about World War 3, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and rocks"!





So be bold Mr. or MS (American) and join today by enlisting at your desired level.

"Love Donations against Hate" in the "War for Peace" can be made to;
Polekatz4Peace


I leave in stating that you and I will ever be...

Brothers in Arms; Peace Warrior Movement


(Top secret contacts =CarlRove@fagov.govorgy

IMPEACHGBUSH) We don't hate G.W. Bush, we just refuse to ignore him, like the press (FoxNews et al) and most of The House and Judges he owns; Because The Dubyah has the Downlow on all the House of Representatives, They're all crooked or organized Evil...
And "Dick" Cheney = Haleburton + Donald "The Duck" Rumsfeld + Exxon/Mobil, own the Bush's; The BUSHWHACKER Group; Once they were known as The Illuminatti and naughty is their game.
Polecatz4peace makes a new world odor.

"I am blind but I see, Now".

Gen. Alliso Housto Field Marshall Et Laureate
Commander in Chief of Polecatz4peace and all Air, Naval, Ground Forces and very special Ops; Holder of The Philosophers Stone.
Poet, Humorist, Satirist, Writer, a blind person that has a vision, and a nutjob,
Democrat by moral judgement.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006





Draft notice from Polecatz4peace

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We smash everything that stands in our way to peace, with kindness.
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Think of the kindness encountered by dog leg crooked politicians,
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The right to bear Arms will be honored only if we wing em!
I tell you we're ahead shot away from a lasting peace in our time.
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